college: HEY! Want 30 extra credit points?
you: You bet I do!
college: COOL! Take this 300 question test and they're all yours!
you: ...
college: ...
you: ...
college: you'll still do it.
tagged: #text poo poo 

By recent doctor visits I can determine that my blood pressure can be accurately represented by a five second long fart noise.

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Uboa

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: Uboa

tagged: #yes 
genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Almighty Loaf

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Almighty Loaf

tagged: #slayer meme